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darrynek:

Congratulations! Your PROCRASTINATION has evolved into Full Blown Apathy!

(Source: khione)

Posted 4 days ago
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cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

Posted 4 days ago

avengersonna:

Hey friend let me tell you a thing

(Source: quicksllvr)

Posted 5 days ago

acupofteaandmore:

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

Posted 5 days ago

spacedarlin:

no mom it’s not a phase

it’s a phaser

sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting

Posted 5 days ago

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

Posted 5 days ago

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

(Source: wntersoldeir)